A lobster wanted to marry a crab, but the mother disapproved. "My dear, crabs are so common. They don't have money and, moreover, they walk sideways!"
"Just meet him, mother" said the lobster...
She later turned up with the crab, who shook hands politely and walked in an absolutely straight line into the drawing room.
"But I thought crabs always walked sideways!" exclaimed the mother.
"They do", replied the crab. "But I'm drunk..."
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Extremely disappointed that my first solo effort has received such poor response. funny, i thought too! R
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